LULZ

Diversions besides recreational computing.
Mar 09
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Bitches love the cheddar.
— Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Feb 27
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No Country for Old Men (2007)

  • Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
  • Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
  • Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.
Feb 19
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You can’t take something off the Internet! That’s like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
— Joe Garelli on NewsRadio
Feb 16
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Feb 11
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The Hunting Party (2007)

  • Simon: Laugh at all their jokes. Whatever you do, don't stare at the midget
  • Duck: Oh shit, I'm staring at the midget.
  • Benjamin: Well, stop!
Feb 10
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Found out the cause of the Mediterranean cable break.
Found out the cause of the Mediterranean cable break.
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Look for the nines.
— The Nines (2007)
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Go with God. Bag full of guns.
— John Goodman as Bones Darly in Death Sentence (2007)
Dec 29
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Do not settle for mediocrity.
Dec 26
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3,500 calories will turn into a pound of fat after you eat it.
— Tyler Lackey, Change This (issue 1.05 )